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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
mugGet the cum dumpmug.

dump-swag

The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.
I'm going to take a dump-swag.

Is that dump-swag my professors work?
by Alexander S. Sherwingty December 19, 2016
mugGet the dump-swagmug.

Clam dumping

When a girl Cum on a guys face
She climbed on top of my face and was clam dumping all over me
by Clam dumper November 4, 2021
mugGet the Clam dumpingmug.

Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach
Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "
by Fattygio July 11, 2017
mugGet the Junky Dumpmug.

Dump

A word you use when someone makes you mad or angry or you just want to annoy them.
Amy you dump!
by Unknown200511 June 21, 2017
mugGet the Dumpmug.

Load z dump

When the Crypto Market crashes “Load Z Dump”
Is a common sentence used from a meme
by Monstervf June 12, 2018
mugGet the Load z dumpmug.

Dump and go

A man or woman who isn't worth any value and is easily used by someone

Also a person who is known to be fucked once then dumped

Sloppy unethical person

Lousy and lazy
Not worth a flip and not worth the sperm they were made from

Dump: meaning to toss or disgard
Boy: That girl is a dump and go meaning only used for a one-time fuck and dump after
by Crown_Freaxxx May 5, 2023
mugGet the Dump and gomug.

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