Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

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Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.

Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..

by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016

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Badge Dump

Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.

Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.

by Igel69 May 26, 2021

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dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

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Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

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