Cutting Crumbs

To perform a task that has no meaning or purpose to do

Friend 1: what are you doing?
Friend 2: balancing a clothing hanger’s tip on a nail
Friend 1: …you’re really cutting crumbs here, dude

by Your Everyday Plinko Board July 17, 2024

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK

“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”

by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023

to crumb

(verb) the act of leaving crumbs behind

to crumb means:
oops i crumbed!
omg she crumbed on the table
oh look she’s crumbing

by thatcrumbinggal October 30, 2023

serious crumpet

A very pretty girl

That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet

by Guv’nor December 17, 2023

Shahaad crumpler

Shahaad is a sexy beast of the wild
He is a rizzer and has very good sex menuvers

Shahaad crumpler his a very small but wide penis and weighs 5 tons

by Beau sexias November 19, 2023