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chode poker

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"
by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016
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Chode Spodeler

One who spodels the chode.
Man, that guy is a real chode spodeler.
by RETRO ARCADE January 15, 2022
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BungBung Chode

A short thick/fat person who rides or is always on or obsessed with a certain body part, specially an anal hole.
Oh my goodness look at that guys rolls, hes so ugly” “Shut up you BungBung Chode!”
by Jemal Jerker June 18, 2024
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!
by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Chode master

Bryan mcnown
by Oh haha July 12, 2020
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chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.
John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016
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