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Chodesmas 

A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.
Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"

Joe: "You mean Christmas?"

Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."

Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
Chodesmas by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011

chodey donuthole

Is a little redneck bitch that lives in Eatonville Washington and is kinda gay but it's all Anthony Tipton fault so.
Owned/pwned by ones chode.
That was such massive chodage.
Chodage by Calhix March 3, 2009

Chadeach 

Chadeach aka Chitty is a true American that supports the army. She is slightly rude, very expressive and open about her life problems, feelings and opinions!
Have you seen that Chadeach girl?
Chadeach by #haters February 2, 2018
a beautiful tall girl whos really kind and sweet, people envy her for her gorgeousness and kindness. shes been though alot in her life. people really look up to her.
wow.....your no one is as beautiful and kind like chidera
Chadé is connected to the earth through a love of all of nature. Kindness and compassion are her strengths. She was born to teach and guide others and take them on an epic journey of love. A one of a kind special soul to encounter.
"That woman is so at one with mother nature, how awesome! What a Chadé! "
chadé by InNirvana September 5, 2018