Christmahannukwanzadan

A term that, while an attempt to be inclusive of various winter holidays and "festivals of light", also displays ignorance that Ramadan has no connection with the seasons of the solar year. Ramadan (a month of major religious observances within the Islamic lunar calendar) moves backwards through the solar calendar about eleven days every year.

In some years Ramadan gains visibility as it is coincidentally observed near the winter "holiday season", but it actually keeps cycling through the seasons.

In 2010 Ramadan spanned parts of August and September.
In 2011 Ramadan will fall approximately between August 1 and August 29 or 30.
This demonstrates that "Christmahannukwanzadan" illogically groups Ramadan with winter holidays.

by Grinning Cat December 27, 2010

Christmasteer

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.

" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"

by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011

christmasaphied

A ranking of Christmas spirit: when an object is absolutely full of Christmas.

Put up your Christmas tree: you'll become Christmasaphied!!

by 12345Awesomeguy December 1, 2018

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

by WorseThanHitler December 11, 2020

christmeasters

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.

person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.

by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019

Christmaker

a christmaker is a girl named mya who cries over boys too much

maddie:Stop being a christmaker and get over that boy

by maddiebaby153 April 3, 2020

Christmallatio

A mix between Christmas and Fellatio.
The act of waking up your partner on Christmas morning with a bomb blowjob.
See Christmilingus for the female genitalia counterpart.

"Man, she gave me a Christmallatio this year."

by DarlaCassic January 3, 2021