Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

Asian Mom

If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.

“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”

by person who likes food. June 3, 2022

bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent

"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"

by Clayinator666 July 26, 2023

Cool Asian

Just the one and only Mr Mark Cheng

I wish I was as cool as the cool Asian

by Shhhhhnobodyknows February 11, 2024

asian fruit

A fruit that is asian

IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT

by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017

Asian banger

A person male or female generally Caucasian but could be black or Hispanic, who hangs with Asians and tries to encompass themselves into their culture and ways . Not limited to Oriental Asian Pakistani or Indians and other brown Asians as well). Basically a poser who may be trying to get Asian p$ssy or fulfill their fantasies of being Asian.

That kid Alex has been dating this Pakistani girl for years now. He's just an Asian banger. Every FB post he's tagging along like a puppy to the bear ramen bar or Asian fusion restaurant . What a whipped poser!

by Grailed July 28, 2025

asianism

Asian are all professional they cAn all fly

jesus is supporter of asianism

by Chineseandfat February 15, 2022