The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
by McLoopster August 20, 2018
A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.
Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'
by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023
When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130
by BigBoyWithBigHands December 02, 2019
The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
by GetPrankedFaggo April 03, 2017
by Sheggles2point0 December 26, 2017
by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016
The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.
by RichieBigTits December 15, 2022