Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023

walk like a crocodile

have gay or feminine mannerisms; from the way crocodiles walk (like they just got their nails done)

I know you're straight, but you really walk like a crocodile.
What the fuck are you talking about?

by Alex Baylor April 6, 2021

The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020

walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.

"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"

by Vidar T April 26, 2017

walking biological weapon

someone who can and will release farts so vile that they could be used in war if needed

guy 1: yo bro that guys fart smell so bad
guy 2: yea thats why he is a walking biological weapon

by KORCHMIESTER September 19, 2016