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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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Dutch Ear Muffs

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious
Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!
by hidden truths July 26, 2017
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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Durries

Term for joints, spliffs or Wendys deriving from the fact that in Amsterdam you can buy Mary Jane from just about any coffee shop in the CBD and smoke it in the many bars and clubs without the authorities fisting you.
yo Davo you wanna come to Amsterdam and drag on a few of those Dutch Durries
by the Mob Man February 11, 2025
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Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth
The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.
by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023
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Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.
I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.
by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020
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