Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

Plunger water

Water that comes back up out of a drain, mainly by a plunger.

I plunged the shit out of the bathtub drain and when I stopped fuckin plunger water came up and hit my face.

by Jeffrey Moritz Jr December 17, 2008

water turtle

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

Cookie Water

Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.

Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.

by araxx January 10, 2017

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

Kevin Water

a mixed drink consisting of vodka and water

Two Kevin Waters, please.

by lysargicacid September 10, 2010

plop water

Whilst taking a dump, the force of the turd splashes the water which then gets water all over your ass. That water is "plop water"

So I was taking a dump, real big one, and I got the worst plop water

by PlopWater the IV November 6, 2009