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Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no
one
—not even
Hitler
should have to drink Satan’s filtered
urine
(a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit: Hey
man
, I got you
Dasani
water.
Any rational
human being
: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Dasani Water
by
Luingi
April 16, 2021
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