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Dasani is a
garbage
brand of
water
and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink
Satan
’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit
: Hey man, I got you
Dasani
water
.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Dasani Water
by
Luingi
April 16, 2021