A psychological experiment that measures a child’s ability to delay gratification. In the original test, children are given a choice: eat one marshmallow immediately or wait a short time to receive two. The results are thought to predict future self-control, success, and decision-making abilities.
The original Marshmallow Test showed how well kids could resist temptation, which some believe is an indicator of their future success.
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Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
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in a shit test, you give someone an easy way to hate you, and a hard way to like you.
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.
an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")
aka: stress test, personality test
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.
an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")
aka: stress test, personality test
by milahu December 8, 2025
Get the shit test mug.NSAPND meaning “Non-spherical and parents not dead” test, is a test someone must pass in order to have a right to insult you. Failing to do so, they simply don’t have the right.
“Julie tried to calling me out as a skank in front of all my friends, but luckily she failed the NSAPND test.”
this sentence could be shortened to “…but luckily NSAPND”
this sentence could be shortened to “…but luckily NSAPND”
by deidre suchenbaum December 9, 2025
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Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
by Vagabond King January 31, 2010
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Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"
Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010
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"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
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"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
passing a test
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