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Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.
"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".
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colorado snow plow 

When a chick won't let you cum on her face, so you cum in your hand and smack her with it.
colorado snow plow by Boddhi January 21, 2009

Run Car Snow Pen 

It means in Swedish "Runkar Snoppen" or when translated to english "Jerking Off", which is not really a direct or perfect translation but you get the point right?
Guy 1: Hey can you say i like to Run Car Snow Pen a guy.
Guy 2:Ok??? I like to Run Car Snow Pen a guy.
Guy 1: HA you fucking gay.
Run Car Snow Pen by Captain Slav1 October 14, 2020

fail snow 

1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).
"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."

"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."
fail snow by Forgettable Nanny November 25, 2009

death snow 

beautiful snow that looks like sparkly glitter on a ski slope, but as soon as you start to snowboard/ski down the mountain, wind picks up and the death snow attacks your face and feels like sand paper.
only known frozen thing to come straight from the fires of hell
guy 1: Awww, its so pretty
guy 2: Dude be careful. You brought you holy jacket, right?
guy 1: No, why?
guy 2: take a look, theres DEATH SNOW!
guy 1: o-shit...
(gets off chair lift)
guy 1: O GOD HELP ME!!! MY FACE!! IT FEELS LIKE SAND PAPER!!
guy 2: r-tard...
death snow by Joey O'Connor January 30, 2008

Arkansas snow cone 

When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.
Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.