landon shelley

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.

Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!

by Sportylife12345 January 7, 2019

Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

Stuffed Shells

When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it

My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!

by OHB JOE August 24, 2019

Dirty Shella

A tall, lean, scary hot sister of a Dirty Molly who is also taken, but whom everyone wants. Brilliant, compassionate, and privately the dirtiest woman in bed, she has a bangin' ass and her titty game is bananas. She's the one you wish you met instead of your partner.

"Oh my God, that one is such a Dirty Shella." "That Dirty Shella wrecked me during the meeting."

by SpaceCommander May 5, 2020

Soft Shells

A shell used typically for tacos; strictly used by Mexicans

Puerto Rican’s don’t use soft shells, Mexicans do.

by Ccooooooollllllllll July 5, 2020

Shotgun shells

A word that an annoying bitch names Emmalee uses during fortnite and keeps saying it until there teammate gives them shotgun shells

I NEED SHOTGUN SHELLS

by Stupidassmotherfucker June 14, 2020

Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020