chinese penis

An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.

A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..

"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"

by A Chinese dude December 27, 2007

My Penis

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

snow penis

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.

That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Whale Penis

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

penis head

dickhead, faggot

or a person who looks like a penis

suzie> ewww look at your boyfriend
cindy> yeah he looks like a penis head
Kelly> i know thats why i like him

by Leigh July 26, 2004

Penis Hammer

the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis

Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick

Did you penis hammer her?

Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye

LEGEND

by stoner4boner March 8, 2010

Penis punch

v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone.

I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me.

by Coz October 10, 2004