dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.

Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!

by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016

dutch cruise

Nothing at all sexual or drug related

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.

by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016

Dutch

A language spoken in the Netherlands, resembles german and a language spoken in south America.

Hello, I’m from the Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, French, German and a bit Chinese.

by RenABFF June 27, 2019

dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.

The Dutch Indies should be reformed!

by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019

Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace

Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!

by JonWilson November 7, 2019

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019