bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019

ham

beat, ugly, weird, funny.

you’re hammmm

by Gumdrop90 March 12, 2019

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.

Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?

by Gibbyme December 31, 2018

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019