ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else

that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.

by frogpubes October 5, 2013

ghost rats

1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.

"These damn ghost rats in this house"!

by Raahradina September 23, 2013

Ghost-RN

A Roblox Rise of Nations Youtuber. He is a cool guy and a small youtuber. He is kind of cool and Blackmailed TOLML into being in his Discord server.

For example:Ghost-RN he's a nice guy I like him you should subscribe.

by Ghost-RN January 29, 2021

Ghost of the Shits

1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).

1.)

Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.

2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.

3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.

Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?

Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.

by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014

pussy ghost

A pussy ghost is the dried translucent residual sheen that remains on the dick after confident well-executed sex.

"I didn't have time to take a shower, so I got pussy ghost all on my drawers."

by Woneykins August 27, 2014

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017