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Grasshopper-Eyes 

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".
Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.
Grasshopper-Eyes by wvance February 13, 2019
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four eyed tin can 

An insult for someone with with glasses and braces
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Summoning Eye

It is an item in Hypixel Skyblock that cost around 600k in-game coins. They usually drop when you kill an enderman named zealot. A special zealot often drops these.
A Summoning Eye just dropped from my Special Zealot.

Mink Eye 

A person who has mental deficits caused by multi generational inbreeding of a small geographically and cultural isolated population.
Some Mink Eye can play the banjo very well.
Mink Eye by Inquisitor October 25, 2020

Aphrodite Eyes

Denotes when a persons eyes are dialated.
Elaina is so high, she has Aphrodite eyes!

Mustang eye 

A condition which makes women appear much more attractive than they really are. The condition develops over time while attending Homestead High School (Cupertino).
Mustang eye person: Damn that girl looking hella fine
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.
Mustang eye by FartBoner69_420 February 21, 2021

One-Eyed Watchdog 

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite
Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.