Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.

She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!

by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023

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A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

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Dutches

Dutches means royalty bout she's A very pretty female ,very atractive also she's highly intelligent And she is nice but if you push her to her limit she can be a real bitch

Omg dutches is so cute😍

Did you see when dutches pushed railey

"No dutches is way to nice"☺

by Day by nigth December 16, 2018

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dutch-cube

when someone farts so violently in a cubicle the smell lasts for hours if not days and co-workers start to give you weird looks and avoid you because you smell like a dutch-cube.

guy: man, have you seen john around?
guy2: no, and you dont want to, his cubicle smells like a shit-hole. Thats a classic dutch-cube for you.
guy: oh, well thanks for the warning!

by username7011 September 25, 2015

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