Bubble Cunt

A swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small purple peach. This condition is usually caused by vaginal stimulation such as heavy rubbing, sucking or pumping. The outer labial folds can be increased in size by as much as 2 to 3 times the normal condition with the use of a vaginal/labial pump. The pumped labia will be hyper-sensitive and will come to resemble a small purple peach known as a Bubble Cunt. - See also: Cunt Bubble

The pussy pump inflated her Bubble Cunt until it looked like a small purple peach.

by Wm M. May 20, 2008

Cobweb cunt

The term used to describe a female who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period.

Kumar: So Tara when was the last time you had sex?
Tara: 10 months ago
Kumar: Well dont you have a cobweb cunt

by kumargg September 10, 2006

Bargain Cunt

1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks from the TV show, Bargain Hunt. The fact that they are the king twats of daytime television, and that they presents a show called Bargain Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain Cunt"

2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.

1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"

2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have herpes. I knew I shouldn't have settled for Bargain Cunt"

by MagickDio February 26, 2010

cunt face

The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.

I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.

by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006

cunt mullet

A term describing an unkempt female pubis.

Heather was a girl with a glorious mane of red hair, but I always wondered if the carpets matched the drapes. Imagine my satisfaction when she removed her panties to reveal a bright orange cunt mullet.

by Enrique Suarez September 5, 2008

cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003