French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.

"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."

French Canadian by BigToadMoney April 22, 2017

molson canadian 

almost as bad as coors light.

Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.

molson canadian by Stanley Sachs March 30, 2008

Great Canadian Promise 

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

Great Canadian Promise by Aliip May 8, 2008

Greasy Canadian

A sexual interaction when the male rubs his head of hair on a girls moist vagina. Then stands up and says "feels good, eh?"

Used in foreplay.

Dude, i totally pulled a greasy canadian with becky. And i was greasy enough to make a mohawk!

Greasy Canadian by teavepeware69 July 19, 2010

The Canadian Factor 

The Canadian Factor is what you say when something is messed up by Canadians either but not knowing how to spell, taking hockey in gym to seriously, being excessively dumb.

Will- "Nick were going to play hockey today in Gym."
Nick- "Nice I hope I can hit the girls they seem like some giant sissy's."
Will- "There is the Canadian factor again, I need to find new friends."

The Canadian Factor by William7606 August 28, 2010

The Canadian Roast Game 

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.

Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.

The Canadian Roast Game by BM99 June 18, 2019

french canadian whore 

a closet lesbian who hooks for peanut butter. french canadian by birth and jewish by nature. claims to be a ninja but ass rapes retarded horses. we all know that retarded horse raping is not ninjaesque.

also known as sara the french canadian whore

french canadian whore by japninja October 7, 2008