Brown Shephard 

When you're throwing up and a girl is sucking your dick.

Dude, I heard you two in the bathroom, was she giving you a blumpkin?

No bro, she was brown shepharding the shit out of me.

Brown Shephard by MIKESQUARRED April 11, 2011

brown spaceman 

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)

Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.

brown spaceman by rob huxel July 9, 2011

Brown hole junky. 

One who cannot get enought of a place they should not be.

That guy is a Brown hole junky.

Brown hole junky. by TBonePicket July 23, 2011

Brown Thanksgiving 

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

Brown Thanksgiving by Antiriv November 2, 2011

Brown Gingrich 

The small, rounded tip of fecal matter that can emerge from a receiving partner's anus during hard and rapid vaginal intercourse in the "doggy style" position that protrudes outwards just far enough to often leave a small, offensive-smelling, muddy-brown stain on the pubic region of the penetrating partner.

After sleeping with the hooker, Newt noticed he still had a smelly, muddy stain on his gray pubic hair from her brown Gingrich.

Brown Gingrich by CabanaBarrett January 7, 2012

brown bag'er

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with a condom, and then inserting the shit covered rubber in the whore's twat.

i always give a girl a tube of vagisil after i brown bag'er

brown bag'er by daringe September 18, 2012

Brown pixels

The little bown spots of poo that remain on the side of the toilet even after a good 2-3 flushes.

GOD! it's still full of brown pixels.

Brown pixels by Freetch August 24, 2012