Ass Bread 

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

Ass Bread by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

ass doilies 

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

ass doilies by Telephony July 22, 2019

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

ass cardigan by mjcheez September 27, 2019

ass gadget 

n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)

s. ass gadget

p. ass gadgets

(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)

~middle of blunt~

josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.

andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.

ass gadget by fantasyclique October 20, 2019

Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

Ass Paper by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

Ass pennies 

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

Ass pennies by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020