To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 21, 2016
by Pls1234 February 03, 2017
The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
by GetPrankedFaggo April 03, 2017
by Sheggles2point0 December 26, 2017
A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
by happyatcommonsense March 27, 2019
The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
by McLoopster August 20, 2018
A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.
Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'
by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023