bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
by Daddyajthelord March 14, 2024
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A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
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October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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whore shorts

Shorts that a girl wear when she wants to be a whore usually these shorts are super tight and short to the point where it looks like you aren’t wearing anything underneath them these can range from being spandex to regular tight pj shorts
Her navy blue stripped shorts are her whore shorts because they are super tight and you can see her ass hang out of them.
by ayna 67 July 05, 2023
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Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
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