A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.
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Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
by A sad FF April 22, 2017
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"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"
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Potato looking person: Ugh im so ugly i legit look like a potato
Man hoe: Yeah a good looking potato
Man hoe: Yeah a good looking potato
by Good looking potato February 24, 2017
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