Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

Blue waffle

A derogatory term for a hoe

A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue

Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!

by Imitated bit never duplicated August 21, 2022

Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.

"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"

by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020

waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares

She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.

by helnwls February 13, 2015

waffling

to fling your waf (see waf)

comes from the juilius ceaser who said "cut off those wafs.

i was running around waffling all day when i got tired grabbed my waf and went home.

by mike August 20, 2004