Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively

Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it

by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017

waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim April 12, 2011

Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

waffle

(waffled )Verb- To have misfortune of getting messy

AW dude i waffled on mai Self..
..gET Away your sick

by CRXguySoFly September 27, 2003

Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

by truenolies December 29, 2014