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Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek
Do you want some waffles?
by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019
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Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!
by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019
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Waffle

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle
by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019
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waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.
Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!
by auralian July 20, 2019
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Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.
Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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