Among us funny

Among is not funny anymore.

Lenny: among us funny

Steve: NO AMONG US IS NOT FUNNY.

Lenny: why?

Steve: because its olf and overused

by Manofthememes November 5, 2021

btw i use arch

People who groom children

User 1: btw I use arch
User 2: oh so you groom children
User 1: Yea

by 1JKLDRFKL;ERF June 13, 2024

among us

sus

Person 1: sus
Person 2: sus
Among Us Impostor: amogus

by REBURNT September 22, 2021

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Useful

What I thought being right would be but none of the information I'm being given is actionable in any capacity.

Hym "None of this is useful. I appreciate some of these claims being substantiated but none of this is useful until I can find the bastard that is responsible for this and put a bullet in his head. Going to have to tell my family to go fuck themselves as well because they care more about having leverage over me to get me to do what they want (i.e. waste my time being around them and "try hard"). They likely gain from this being done to me. So, they can eat shit and die. If they aren't going to give me my money now I'll just take it off their corpses later. I have time."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Useful

Nothing on UD is useful.

Oh shit me telling you nothing on UD is useful is useful.

"I am just writing the word useful in this example. This isn't actually useful so you can skip this shit"

by Whythehellareyoustillhere? October 26, 2020

Let us get it

If someone uses this word and you know who it is, their mind has been taken over by the apocalyptic D.A.D syndrome. the first D stands for don't. The A stands for alarm and the other D stands for Dad. If they use it, run as fast as you can to Mexico where most of them don't speak English so they would say "Let us get it" and even if they do, you wouldn't understand them.

Me : YO I GOT INTO HARDVARD
Friend : Firstly, it's HARVARD and secondly, LET US GET IT!!
Me :*oh fuck* uuuh, yo?? Were you with your Dad last night?Like in the basement??
Friend : Ye ye YEEE!!! Dad helped me wash my homework
Me : *oh fuck oh fuck* yeah...umm..BYE!!!!
(One second later)
Me : Phew!! At least I don't need to go to Harvard and I don't need to see that pumpkin lookin ass ever again.

by ANO_X May 31, 2018