mega taco 

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.

mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women

mega taco by douche-homo April 5, 2008

cold taco 

The vagina of a deceased female. Usually referred to when discussing the subject of necrophilia.

"I hit some cold taco at the cemetery last night, got a little muddy!"
"Whoa dude, didn't know you were into things besides cold sausage..."

cold taco by nixobeohs April 4, 2009

taco pants 

The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.

The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."

Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"

taco pants by Buckeye Fever October 6, 2011

tacochop

when your girlfriend is being a bitch and you want to teach her a lesson, you vertically apply force quickly in an upward motion (like a karate chop) to her vagina, while lifting her off the ground.

Shaina: (bitching and embarrassing her boyfriend at a party)
Andy {the boyfriend}: shut the fuck up already! (whoopah)
Shaina: (cries)
Erik: Dude did you just tacochop your bitching girlfriend?
Shaina: (cries again and her cuntbone{ie. see cuntbone} is bruised for days)

tacochop by Erik and Lauren September 16, 2007

Tacoma Dome 

The protuberance created by poop in one's sweatpants.

"It smells like he crapped his pants. Yep, I see his Tacoma Dome."

Tacoma Dome by Seattle John August 22, 2011

Taco Touchdown 

A not-so-often used phrase which can mean multiple things:

1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.

2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.

3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.

1) JOHNNY: Man, school was a real f*cker today. I'm

gonna go do a taco touchdown.

JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!

2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*

JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!

3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*

EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!

JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...

Taco Touchdown by iDWiA739 September 23, 2011

El Taco 

1.) a mispronunciation of "Al Quida"

2.) an evil piece of Mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all

1.) "There has been a lot of fear recently of El Tac...Al Quida."

2.) "OH NO! HERE COMES THE TACO! EAT IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!"

El Taco by DeWayne Mann May 20, 2003