Cum twat

When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!

Man your girl is all over that dude in the citrus grove. Damn what a cum twat! Get that fruit out of your face!

Cum twat by LittleDHammer December 10, 2016

short arse twat 

A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.

Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.

Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."

Paul: "Do you believe him?"

Barry: "Not really."

Paul: "Was he short?"

Barry: "Yes he was"

Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.

short arse twat by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006

TARDIS Twat 

A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.

The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.

"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."

TARDIS Twat by Eduardo D December 12, 2008

Ninja Twat 

the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.

Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*

Girl: Ow! What was that for?!

Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.

Ninja Twat by ilovebirchbeer_not April 27, 2009

Cheeky Twat 

The type of person first to be beheaded.The type of person to die first.The proper,up tight,and dirty minded fellow.

That Cheeky Twat crashed my car!

Cheeky Twat by The burning bush September 9, 2016

three-legged TWAT SICKLE 

A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.

Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.

three-legged TWAT SICKLE by garatee baby May 1, 2011

menage-a-twat

1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention

2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time

That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.

I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.

menage-a-twat by JACK D. RIPPER May 22, 2003