The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

dirty spanky

Having sex with 1 or more people while you spank them with a shitty hand

My bf gave me a dirty Spanky last night and it was amazing!

by Josh1221 April 20, 2020

Shankadoodle

1. a fiasco
2. act of being shafted
3. a let down

"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"

by Jman April 9, 2003

shank and turn

(metaphorically) when you take your home made stabbing implement, stuck it into someone's flesh and turned it in a clockwise/anticlockwise direction (your choice). Like when you make a harsh call and instead of saying 'ooo snap' you'd say "oh what a shank and turn".

Can't believe 'shank and turn' was yet to be defined on this website.

by definately not not not pat October 1, 2008

Scankdar

Scank radar detection. Ones ability to identify a skank.

You have been scankdar'ed, level five Snooki status.

My skankdar is peg'ed tonight.

by jdizzledog October 22, 2010