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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
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Smash

1a. When Zach and Brittany hang out, they fucking smash the fuck out of each other!

2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!
by Justsomeguyy86 May 19, 2024
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smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley
You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce
by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024
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Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless
Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed
by Kenken10 January 29, 2022
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Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.
I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!
by Iilw44 April 20, 2023
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greenie-smash

Originated from a north west + midlands rugby player, Curt Greene. An intense rugby hit which leaves the tackler dazed and usually injured. Not very fun to be on the end of. Has also changed into a punch of hit of any kind.
1) You got greenie-smashed
2) i'm gonna greenie-smash that little pr*ck
by ceej jones December 20, 2010
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Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
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