Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 28, 2005

rusty digit

when a woman fingers a mans anus during sexual intercourse.

oh my god, last night, becka tried to give me the old rusty digit, so i punched her in the eye!!

by adam sheldon September 26, 2007

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 24, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I just got a rusty venture from pleasuring myself for three hours straight last night.

by some random loser from kansas November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and irritated

Sorry babe, not tonight. I gave myself a rusty venture.

by Phi4life November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A "Rusty Venture" can be defined as masturbating so much your penis becomes sore and if skin tone is light enough it also becomes beet-red.

Chick: Oooh, I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture"!

Brock: Don't believe the hype babe a Rusty Venture is where you beat your dick so much it turns red.

Chick: Really?

by HEYHEYHERRKOMMTALEX November 24, 2010