owned

(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.

After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.

by WigOnAStick August 19, 2008

Black Owned

Usually stated to a women, of any given race other then black. Black men typically consider white girls who really like black men to be 'black owned' because of their "cravings" for a black men.

Black Man: (speaking to a white woman) You really like black guys don't you?

White Woman: Yes I do they turn me on alot and I never get bored with them.

Black Man: That is because you are black owned.

by lilwhitesexxigirl15 August 10, 2009

owned up g00d

The process of being owned, g00d style.

AHAH OMG YOU GOT OWNED UP g00d style!!!

by Will Shakely Sucks February 2, 2003

owu

"Ohio's Weirdest University" or "Ohio Wesleyan University" but really it's pretty weird.

I don't wear shoes and I am owu.

by imfromdenison February 26, 2014

J.Owen

Jacking Off. (J.Owen as in "J Oing")

I was j.owen to a video of Sarah Palin giving a speech about how masturbation is bad.

by The Magnificent Masahiko May 1, 2011

Owassoisms

Owassoisms : a web site that is fueled by fried chicken and ran by an internet troll that has no real substance, such as garage sales and where the twinky truck has flipped over.

see owasso

I went to Owassoisms facebook page to see read all the news that i have already read.

by anti-owassoisms November 13, 2011

own the libs

When you face no consequences for your morally reprehensible actions.

"Boy, those Republicans sure did own the libs when they split up refugee families at the border!"

by Eddie Teach September 27, 2018