Owassoisms : a web site that is fueled by fried chicken and ran by an internet troll that has no real substance, such as garage sales and where the twinky truck has flipped over.
see owasso
see owasso
by anti-owassoisms June 1, 2011
City where stuck up rich kids who don't know how good they have it (see definition 1) complain about having nothing to do because they're too lazy to see all thats going on around them. With an average household income of over $80,000, Owasso lies about 10 miles north of Tulsa and has one of the best school districts in Oklahoma. More than 80% of the households in Owasso are families, and more Owasso residents have a post-secondary education than in the Tulsa metro area. The population has gone from 18,502 in 2000, to 35,703 in 2010 and is expected to grow another 17% by 2014.
Person: Where do you live?
Owasso Kid: Owasso... the most boring town in the universe.
Person: Isn't it one of the fastest growing cities in Oklahoma?
Owasso Kid: umm...
Person: Don't Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood live there?
Owasso Kid: ...
Person: Yeah, grow up and stop complaining. It's not like you live in north Tulsa or something.
Owasso Kid: Owasso... the most boring town in the universe.
Person: Isn't it one of the fastest growing cities in Oklahoma?
Owasso Kid: umm...
Person: Don't Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood live there?
Owasso Kid: ...
Person: Yeah, grow up and stop complaining. It's not like you live in north Tulsa or something.
by BrokenArrowGuy March 14, 2011
A town with the weirdest kids on earth and lots of vsco and e girls and also lots of players. don’t live here y’all it’s a bad place
by Paddy Wack November 25, 2019
by Inkalicious October 9, 2008
A town with the weirdest kids on earth and lots of vsco and e girls and also lots of players. don’t live here y’all it’s a bad place
by Paddy Wack November 23, 2019
by schuyler.van.alen January 27, 2011