Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.

How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?

by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019

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Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*

by Pussywigga February 1, 2019

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Ram Jams

Very large, very perky breasts on an older woman.

Nancy Pelosi has the best pair of Ram Jams I’ve seen on an old broad in years.

by bean bag testicles September 2, 2020

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Jam

Jam a person who always say Joe mama, ssa and doin ur mom a person who is really toxic and the most loving person at the same time and is an artist that can draw anything even ur mom and is friends with a person named Mia, Jami thinks that Mia is a weirdo

hey jami
joe mama

by Vanellope1237 March 30, 2022

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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

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