I'll eat your kids

A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)

Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.

I'll eat your kids by Phildo January 20, 2005

jew eat 

common to "jew call me". Jew eat is how most people ask "did you eat".

"jew eat yet?"
"no. jew?"

jew eat by Adrian C November 6, 2006

Go eat a bean bro 

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.

John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."

Go eat a bean bro by Bean bro January 26, 2018

Go eat a salad 

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

Go eat a salad by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk 

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk by Urmommia June 29, 2023

mad enough to eat fried chicken

a Deep South colloquialism meaning pissed; seriously chaffed

Lets me tell you bubba, I done ran pa's mower in a ditch, run back inside, and when he a-come lookin' for me, he was mad enough to eat fried chicken.

mad enough to eat fried chicken by hokiescott September 19, 2012

Time to eat crow. 

An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.

He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.

Time to eat crow. by thewordbuff July 13, 2017