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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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Dutch hookah

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on
by Intensewrench December 23, 2023
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dutch

a kind tall funny but scary looking guy
wow dutch is very tall u better run
by anonymous March 3, 2025
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dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021
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Dutch Butt

Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.
I hate when annelise come around making it smell all Dutch butt like
by Elkflick October 22, 2023
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Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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Fancy Dutch Oven

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022
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