Thumb DIck

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.

Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!

by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

Dick Wars

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010

denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

Spicy Dick

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!

by Vinja Gosan January 13, 2011