Cobweb cunt

The term used to describe a female who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period.

Kumar: So Tara when was the last time you had sex?
Tara: 10 months ago
Kumar: Well dont you have a cobweb cunt

by kumargg September 10, 2006

Bargain Cunt

1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks from the TV show, Bargain Hunt. The fact that they are the king twats of daytime television, and that they presents a show called Bargain Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain Cunt"

2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.

1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"

2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have herpes. I knew I shouldn't have settled for Bargain Cunt"

by MagickDio February 26, 2010

cunt face

The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.

I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.

by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

by donkeyboyd March 22, 2006

cunt mullet

A term describing an unkempt female pubis.

Heather was a girl with a glorious mane of red hair, but I always wondered if the carpets matched the drapes. Imagine my satisfaction when she removed her panties to reveal a bright orange cunt mullet.

by Enrique Suarez September 06, 2008

cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Cunt-Mug

Derogatory term used as one of the strongest possible insults to a fellow human being.

Originally coined by Cardiff City supporters who simply took the playful, lively term "mug", and combined it with the hydrogen bomb of insults "cunt".

The result, is like a cute friendly cat holding a shotgun to a dogs face.

"Watch this, im going to flog this broken motor to that posh tart and her cunt-mug father"

"You sir, are the worlds biggest cunt-mug"

"Oiiii! Stop clowning around you fucking cunt-mug"

"oi ya facckking mug, we turned up a hundred handed mate and bumped into some millwall giving it large down the ol kent road mate and facking mugged them off and mullered the geezers all over the shop mate, the mugg bunch of pikey cunt-mugs''

by cryptojew December 10, 2009