Bastonte

A person that is stupid

“Bro you are such a bastonte

by Anonymous4652 June 20, 2025

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blastatechphobia

The fear that electronic or mechanical devices (like chargers, fans, laptops, routers, etc.) getting blast cause of overheat, catch fire, or explode after long use — especially when left plugged in 24/7.

Often seen in older generations who lived through sketchy old tech, or in anxious people who double-check their power strips like it's a ritual. Not officially listed as a phobia, but very real.

Common symptoms: unplugging everything before sleep, avoiding charging overnight, sweating when a fan sounds weird, or imagining your WiFi router combusting at 2AM.

She always unplugs every device before bed because of her blastatechphobia.

by Validcore July 7, 2025

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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

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