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White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.
Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!
by Gay Violet December 16, 2019
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Orange Potato Banana

A potato banana, flavored like and orange
My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.
by Banana man Pro September 3, 2019
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Potato chip energy

Energy level equal to Light Yagami from that one scene in Death Note.
Dude, that show has major potato chip energy.
by anonymous May 13, 2020
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Not So Devil Potato

A Not So Devil Potato is one of the best people you will ever get the chance to meet. She is; Sweet, caring, smart, strong-minded, persistent, level headed and courageous. She will always find a way to display her affection in a time of panic or need, as she is THAT brilliant. When met face to face with a Not So devil Potato, you will encounter a feeling of achievement, her excellence might even rub off on you, causing her to be blinded by her own light but seeing the beauty in which she has created in another. Even if she is unable to see said beauty in herself, she will always be able to see the magnificence displayed within her friends and family. If you know a Not So Devil potato whom may be into you, make sure you attend to her and feel righteous standing beside her, as you have reached the unattainable and this is a once in a lifetime occurrence. when with a Not So Devil Potato, you shall never let her go as it shows utter stupidity after you have done so and sorry but she ain't coming crying back to you.
I wish I was Not So Devil Potato
If only I had a Not So Devil Potato to comfort me
by FrickenMintskiesBro May 28, 2020
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little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please
Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.
by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017
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Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.
Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
by A sad FF April 22, 2017
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potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.
"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"
by Neo2224 June 18, 2017
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