m&m

meth and money.

dudebro #1: dude, where's karen?

dudebro #2: i don't know, probably out sucking dick for some m&m's.

by ohhellotheremrs May 12, 2019

lesly m.

a girl that has a bush, and smells like fish. she thinks she wins everything but she really doesnt. she trys to solve other peoples problems but cant solve her own, PERIODT

i just smelled a lesly m.

by Jenny rivera May 20, 2019

1665.65 m/s

The velocity required to cock a chicken

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”

by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019

micheal m

a gay faggot that likes to rape children after hours

stay away from micheal m

by alexander spence March 6, 2019

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

Lucas M

A typical gamerboii that plays fortnite all day and all night

Lucas M plays fortnite all night, he doesn't even beat his meat inbetween

by JetechnicusDaniël March 12, 2019

S&M

Social Media

The Kardashians are so into S&M!

I didn't used to be into S&M untill Chris Pratt became a Christian.
If S&M is to be believed, Melania Trump is using a body double for public appearances that she can't be bothered with.

by Fuzzybuzzzz March 13, 2019