My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

OWW MY FUCK

When you roll your foot too far forward and it hurts, this is what you scream.

Dylan stepped onto a branch and rolled his ankle, and so he screamed, "OWW MY FUCK!!"

by PiWizard April 27, 2017

ligma my pp

lick ma my penis/anus

bro ligma my pp.

by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024

My Ian

Ian's are amazing, smart, kind, VERY HOT, will never let you down in any situation!! Will ALWAYS put a smile on your face no matter what! NO matter how far you are from your Ian NEVER let him go because he"s the best soul you will ever find in a boy!! He"s strong, will be the best father ever!, hard working! i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with my Ian! I love you! <3

Me- i love you My Ian!
Ian- i love you too!

by My Ian March 15, 2022

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015