Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

I'm shaking my booty

the action of shaking ones booty

Susan: I'm shaking my booty
Frank: ok

by deep fried potato December 7, 2021

my yellow

The person who makes you the happiest. You feel safe with them and when you are with them they take your mind away from the real world. They are bright, beautiful and loving. They make you lighter too. Your yellow just makes everything feel a little more bearable.

S/he is my yellow <3

by anonymous December 7, 2021

oh boy! penetrate into my e-world ;-p

No Ida got it in a message from a chick on a dating site was hoping it would be on hear any ideas on what it means ??? Coz Damb is she hot so don't wanna look like a toss ;)

oh boy! penetrate into my e-world ;-p

by Ratic December 8, 2021

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021