Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?

Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit

by _Makaela May 19, 2019

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mountain water

AKA beer
Your favorite kind of beer, just beer in general

"Hey man, can you hand me some Mountain Water? Yeah, my Busch Light is in the fridge beside the Natty Lights".

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head water

Slang for pre-cum

guy 1: fuck man, stacy drank my head water last night
guy 2: that girl's a freak!

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Waste Water

The run off that occurs during sex with a particularly horny female.

"I thought she pissed on my bed but she just had a lot of waste water. "

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Bro water

A flavored fruit drink that is carbonated that you share with the bros when you don't want them touching your cold ones

"Hey bro, can i have a bro water?"

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off the water

No longer partaking in imbibement of ‘the water’. Acting strangely or irrationally. Somewhere between being ‘out of pocket’ and ‘wylin’. They just act wierd as hell.

‘Dont mess with her. That bitch is off the water.’

by Ayookay May 8, 2018

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