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Dead in the water 

-idiom/phrase

Many different interpretations, but here's mine.

An idea or product that is hindered by lack of careful thought and planning and does not appeal to the masses. The fault usually falls upon the developer of the idea/product. When the product or idea is dispersed to the intended audience, the audience immediately dismisses it. The idea or product was doomed from start.
Here's an idea that takes 'dead in the water' to an epic level.

original post:
'was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things a lot cheaper, plus once one person has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc'

reply:
it's called a library
Dead in the water by ±0 November 12, 2010
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rare deep water jew 

A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.
Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.

Freeze the water 

The exact opposite of "break the ice."

Making the situation awkwaaaaaaaaaard...
Wow Jerry, way to freeze the water!

That ice breaker was more of a water freezer...
Freeze the water by Young-Hov June 28, 2011

How to make holy water

Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary

a glass of water 

Its a glass of water dipshit
Hey gimmie a glass of water

salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
salt water taffy by pkhehe August 14, 2010

tall drink of water 

someone who is super fucking attractive all you can think is daaaaammmnnn
He's a tall drink of water I just wanna get my hands on.