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Temple University 

A good school in Philly with a PISS HORRIBLE football team. I love watching the Temple Owls lose football games
"I went to Temple University"

"Can you believe it folks? Duke has just beaten Temple by a score of 68 to 0!"
Temple University by Number 37 October 29, 2006

Taylor University 

A place of higher education that blocks any good websites, including Urban Dictionary, preaches three times a week, and requires students to sign a contract. This contract includes: not dancing, not having sex, not drinking, not smoking, not gambling. A college where being a college student is out of the question.
Q: Do you go to Taylor University?
A: Yes I do, therefore I am only a college student in name.
Taylor University by raeb December 27, 2009

Baylor University 

The worst possible university you could ever dream of attending. The average student is an absolute tool of below average intelligence, if you don't believe this look at some of the spelling errors in the descriptions written by the students themselves. Baylor boasts low acceptance rates, wanna know why? Because they send out applications to every single student in the entire world and to apply you basically just write your name down, it's called the snap app. Although they have all the capacity for great traditions, the students are too disrespectful and arrogant to respect them. Case in point, the eternal flame, which is meant to honor the immortal ten, a group of baylor athletes who were killed by a bus about seventy years ago. During this "tradition" students managed to hospitalize a cop and two of their fellow students, talk about respect for the dead. Baylor is actually proud to host "Sing" which is basically a demonstration of how big of a nancy every single baylor male is. Seriously, the thing is like broadway. The only thing gayer than broadway is two dudes fucking. The university is a palatial bubble surrounded by utter poverty, to which the baylor community turns up its nose. Oh yeah, you have to go to chapel, too, but don't expect any credit hours. Attending this university is like going to a daily douchebag conference. Think of the lamest kid you know, that kid would be popular at baylor.
baylor university: where the girls are girls and the boys are too!
Baylor University by Duanes December 9, 2009

Sheffield Hallam University 

An institution of legends. Though they may not be quite so keen on flicking through books as their academic counterpart down the road they sure as hell have more fun.

Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt
Oh does he go to Sheffield Hallam University? He must surely be quite the dashing gentleman who knows how to have fun during his studies

Lehigh University 

When you want to go to Lafayette College, but you're not up to their moral standards. Lehigh is the place for you if you like Lafayette, but want the constant fear of being mugged in your daily life. Lehigh gets its name from the French term for getting high, which is a name the school regularly lives up to. Students are known for partying and not for academics. Maybe they do some studying, but I high-le doubt it.
Bill: Hey Johnny, you got good grades. You should go to Lafayette College!

Johnny: I would, but I'm an asshole, so I'm going to Lehigh University.
Lehigh University by itsmyjackinabox September 10, 2016

Fudan university (cultural exchange school) 

Fudan ICES is a chinese language school for westerners with too much money to pay for an highly estimed education in one of south China's top university. For 10,000 kuai a semestre you get the priviledge of sticking very closely to the curriculum of textbooks, writing characters on blackboards and sitting 22 hours a week on back-pain wrenching chairs- which means you pay the same amount afterwards in physiotherapy (can't claim on their expensive, useless health insurance). On arrival you do the foreigners physical examination which wants a scan of your lungs in a truck lacking so much privacy that you practically expose yourself topless in front of your fellow students.

Being in such a big school you would think you would at least make 1 chinese friend, not so. Unless you get lost and happen to ask the same person directions, or go up to some random person and scare them with your western directness (and face), the chances of you making friends are nil. When you eventually make one friend, they tend to be loyal.

International students have two residences, but avoid the fudan halls at all costs unless you want to further break your back with their hard (wooden) mattresses.
Nightlife consists of going to Helens and watching chinese people get smashed. They will probably look 9 years old, but are in fact older. Ask them just in case. For the more adventurous (outside fudan village), other Popular clubs includes Phebe, M2 and Muse, where you get to see the real China (drunk foreigners, creepy old chinese men and passed out chinese girls).

Fudan ICES is the perfect place for people who can't find jobs, students on their year abroad from universities no one has heard of, and generally people who have a lot of money and want to buy into the brand of Fudan.

Fudan university (cultural exchange school)