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American Politics

An aptly named game in which two or more boys or men stand over a bucket and competitively masturbate until all but one get something out. The last man standing is forced to drink the others' discharge.
Kid 1: Did you hear what happened last night? Jack, Eddie, and Phil got around a bucket and played American Politics! I know, disgusting, right! Eddie was the loser . . . but I heard he didn't mind.
Kid 2: Whoa! How did you know about that?
Kid 1: I was there.
Kid 2: I'll be going now.
by RamRancher20 October 19, 2019
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american housewife

When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.
Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.
by anabanananana March 1, 2016
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American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.
"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"
by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018
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American Churro

When a dick is longer than a chode but maintains the same girth or thickness.
"Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"

"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"
by shearainwater November 6, 2012
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American Gothic

American Gothic can be used to describe a person who chooses not to show empathy, and is exhausting to be in a relationship with.
The reason you are unable to have rewarding relationships is because you are American Gothic, in such a way that you would never exercise considerate or empathetic behavior.
by Gnomes Cum February 18, 2018
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Crackerican American

A Caucasian person who tries to adopt and reflect African American appearance, mannerisms , and culture.
Person 1: why does Justin Bieber try to act like he grew up with Rick Ross or something?
Person 2: oh he's just Crackerican American
by Dr. Centaur February 14, 2019
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Casual American

Extra cool, college educated people who are interested in interesting things. They rock a timeless style made up of wardrobe staples like dark jeans, brown leather boots, fitted white v-neck t-shirts and cardigans. The casual american is unique from preps and hipsters and are often misconstrued as pretentious.

Tendencies of a casual american include:
National Geographic reading,
Porch sitting,
ice tea drinking out of mason jars,
loving animals (especially dogs),
listening to good music,
often have tattoos,
Love of Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead,
enjoy the arts and science and all things knowledge,
Habitual watchers of Jeopardy,
Judge by intelligence not race,
Frequently dabbles in recreational drug use - but nothing too hard core,
Enjoys nature and all of its beauty,
Simple exterior, complex interior,
hate talking about politics,
enjoy good craft beer as well as a forty
"Be a casual american"

Girl One: "Look at Emilie, she is so pretentious over there reading the Paris Review in her JCrew cardigan."
Girl Two: "And is she smoking a Parliament??"
Girl Three: "She is and she's such a casual american."
by The casual american May 12, 2012
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